Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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