She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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