I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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