no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
