i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
