She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
