D3 body, D1 cock
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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