Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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