Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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