no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
A+ Viking dick
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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