this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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