I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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