I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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