maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
ttyl tear gas
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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