Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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