i was born a porn star she said
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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