Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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