Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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