I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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