I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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