Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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