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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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