If you die in college, do you die in real life?
birth control should be required to get into college
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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