glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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