They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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