if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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