I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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