Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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