what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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