She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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