what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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