Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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