Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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