Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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