ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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