Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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