so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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