Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We are two peas in an std pod
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
me + whiskey = a bad person
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
