i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
