Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You can't motorboat a personality
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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