She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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