Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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