This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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