She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Randomize
