So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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