Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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