Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
