That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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