Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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