The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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