OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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